Bob's Odds & Sods

Bear enthusiast/LJMU illustration student.

Jan 1

thesefewpresidents:

bobohartley:

thesefewpresidents:

thehoneyinthelion:

hOW does ‘colleen bawn’ even begin to make sense as a word for boner 

…I’m genuinely struggling. Anyone?

Rhyming slang! Bawn rhymes with horn, in a non-rhotic, English accent.

Plausible!

It’s in an encyclopaedia.


Once, someone showed me the “smart fill” tool on the newest Photoshop and deleted a woman from the woods. I wanted to know what happens if you smart fill the whole the picture.

He shut down his laptop and closed the lid.

He looked at me, and said, “you don’t want to know.”

Haha. No really, what happens?


thesefewpresidents:

thehoneyinthelion:

hOW does ‘colleen bawn’ even begin to make sense as a word for boner 

…I’m genuinely struggling. Anyone?

Rhyming slang! Bawn rhymes with horn, in a non-rhotic, English accent.


hollybagnall:

bobohartley:

hollybagnall:

Bad (ly drawn) Egg par moi

Never seen ice drawn as a non-cube, I don’t think.

It’s because it’s water. Geddit?

Not any more.

hollybagnall:

bobohartley:

hollybagnall:

Bad (ly drawn) Egg par moi

Never seen ice drawn as a non-cube, I don’t think.

It’s because it’s water. Geddit?

Not any more.


hollybagnall:

Bad (ly drawn) Egg par moi

Never seen ice drawn as a non-cube, I don’t think.

hollybagnall:

Bad (ly drawn) Egg par moi

Never seen ice drawn as a non-cube, I don’t think.


Nov 16
This is from the end of Battle Royale.

This is from the end of Battle Royale.


That “what would I say” thing

I don’t really use tumblr much any more, because I had to use it for uni and I follow perhaps 4 people who say anything on the regular, but I did that “what would I say” thing loads and I have loads of them piled up, so instead of posting the screenshots, I’m just going to write it like a Burroughs novella. Fasten your seatbelt.

I’ll cut down and is confronted by cigar smoke, car’s broke, som bloke who killed a stripper on the 15th of June! We all had an exam on 20 minutes ago. It’s funny when you make up 50% anyway. It’s funny how you said it with absolute aplomb though, I’ve come to say I’ll win so it took 90 odd hours killing prostitutes. 240 teabags for the bus and it’s tuesday, wheyyyy. They’ve fixed it down as ableism.

Serving suggestions: Add 9 parts hurt. Nope, it’s all white guilt but it’s agenda jenga, SNORT. I’m doing a flash and it’s right. Actually found myself on roses. Happy Disney animals. This makes that much work for photos when you’re going to let anger eat at all! Drank, annoyed everyone, I found a pool table so maybe I should have appreciated it. Back in the nip.

Looks like I’m going to submit the bottom of these. Bow down snail, for calling me and it lets everyone see your details. That’s its function! I have a home to Cambodian pop though, like, they’re all 100 sudokus on the day before the deadline. My sister, her real name’s Carolina Feng Chen but don’t tell them. Everything still works, just ceased to exist. It’d be ex and not Cheaves! 

I have to steal my fucking compass. ~ Craig Rimmer

I have a cup of tea tonight. Positive, the doctor said you’re not a feminist are you? WHAT’S SO FUNNY DOLLFACE

I’ve crudely written life on my mind because of how long it’s fashionable again. Yeah, that’s my only gripe with fire on his lips. This has proper made him laugh and forget your secrets. I have a gazebo because I couldn’t stop following it! Only because I suppose I’m genuinely pathetic or something. I have a glistening object of stuff and you’ll be devastated. I’m doing a flash and my gloves, argh. It wasn’t a god, he said two forty. Proper can’t understand the phrase high ground! To get the alias Soulja Boi is an homunculus fallacy. Robert Hartley’s drunk and Josh certainly caught us with an impromptu rhyme.

26/06/2011 The end of thunder outside, so he obviously had the telly for romance. Slaughterhouse dips guitar. Its apt spokeman elects guitar. Its function! I’ve crudely written life gives you lemons.

If John hadn’t sold out sharpish and now it’s a weird laugh. Then there or whatever. Big bang theory, what is Kerouac overrated if I got cornered by a man of irony. Loungewear for the last page as well But still in there I know what to do with white guilt actually found a dream last night that Ross Kemp starred on a woman, was just about 6 hours killing prostitutes. Feeling like Lady Macbeth every time I club seals. If John hadn’t sold out lickety split.

My sister, her boyfriend, and my mate took the gnome. The back, I finally like siu mai. The prolem with their mental plan. Lisa needs braces. One day after we all had an exam on Llauren’s waist, not to fall into the shop, but… Lloyd Weber’s going to see a trippy light and drink, then killed himself for being a pretentious photo. Moving into a loose sense. I have a naked, 5’11”, almostoverweight man with a drink. Everyone was playing a massive joke on the storyline, killing 6 prostitutes. £22 without the booking fees and it might have moved forward. New tUnEYaRdS album’s actually decent.

Today I learnt from American literature and I’m no longer a teenager! I have pasta and other blokes start pouring ale on my mum’s arms and no you’re just not all there. Today I learnt my family Guy is finest plagiarism, mindless unchanging schisms, oh aye yeah. US name old age newest biological weapon.

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Is that when you waste 4 years to get a court order over utility bills and someone knocks at the popularity. I have got cornered by porny artwork as well. You ask for your ex and said, you’ve made a powerful enemy. Craig Rimmer likes seeing a really roundabout way of googling sometimes. Sheeeyit, ya ma. Mum, you’re shooting baddies. Every time I didn’t laugh at silly o’clock. Sort of jokes about death. Stephen Hawking there wheeyyyy wheeyyy wheyyyy WHEEEYYY

No need to come back ON facebook any more, too many people taking any notice. Yeah, that’s my mum and I’ve lost my mind but there’s a bear! Haha, it went doing an arts degree. Three, actually. Time for three or four o’clock. Wish I’d gone into a throwaway scuffle, no matter really. They already call me una marica before IT there.

Feeling like where he tries to pull Voldemort’s head down for 50 years. Thought I’d finished Women as well, the wand chooses the wizard, ey. Big bang theory, what I smelt like. You ask for a wee and I don’t look!

David Cameron goes down and I’m doing the jarg animation brief at the story so he said you’re not a tit.


Mar 26
voice-s:

Mike Libby

voice-s:

Mike Libby




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